Laughter is the best medicine when you feel like crying

When the news of the world is so bad you just want to cry, that's when you really need a good laugh.

I could say "I told you so" when the most inexperienced idiot in American history was running for President, but I won't.

Oh for the "good ol' days" when we actually had some adult supervision in Washington, D.C.

I wonder how long the second coming of James Earl Carter Jr. can last?

Give me a call when it's over.

BTW, Go Mizzou! There's some good news after all, my alma mater is going to the Big Dance after a long dry season as a wall flower in March.