Watching my middle grandson play football means going "Nekkid!"

Heading off to a local public school to see my middle grandson play football, which means I have to go totally unarmed, no pocket pistol, not even my pocket knife clipped to the outside edge of my pocket.

School official: "Uh sir, you can't have that knife clipped to your pocket on school property."

Me: "So I guess this pistol in my other pocket is totally out of the question?"