Descendant of horse thieves creates excellent gun glossary of terms

Daddy always joked that the only royalty in our family was an uncle who got shot with a king up his sleeve.

Gun blogger My Ancestors Were Horse Thieves is certainly honest about his forebears. And he has also put together a truly excellent gun glossary of terms. He're my favorites:

ARSENAL - Any number of weapons higher than one according to the MSM

EBR - Evil Black Rifle.  See: "Tactical", "Shoulder Thing That Goes Up"

GUN FREE ZONE - More properly termed a Second Amendment rights denial zone.  Also a good place for car thieves to go gun shopping.

INSTEAD OF DOING SOMETHING - This is what most politicians do on a daily basis

JMB - John Moses Browning, inventor of every cool gun you've ever shot (probably)

MAKE SARAH BRADY CRY - Doing anything that the Brady Campaign would disapprove of.  Such as having fun. 

ONLY ONES - Law enforcement officers who feel that they are the "only ones" qualified to handle firearms.  It comes from a popular video of an officer uttering his famous last words.

And my top three:

• PSH - Pants Shitting Hysterics or Pants Shitting Hysteria.  More info on the types of S involved in PSH can be found here.
•  SHOULDER THING THAT GOES UP - An infamous quote by Carolyn McCarthy that does an excellent job of illustrating how ignorant of guns most gun banners actually are.
• THREEPERS - Supposedly the 3% of gun owners that are either crazy brave or just crazy

Feel free to add your own to the list. You're welcome.