Gun blogger My Ancestors Were Horse Thieves is certainly honest about his forebears. And he has also put together a truly excellent gun glossary of terms. He're my favorites:
ARSENAL - Any number of weapons higher than one according to the MSM
EBR - Evil Black Rifle. See: "Tactical", "Shoulder Thing That Goes Up"
GUN FREE ZONE - More properly termed a Second Amendment rights denial zone. Also a good place for car thieves to go gun shopping.
INSTEAD OF DOING SOMETHING - This is what most politicians do on a daily basis
JMB - John Moses Browning, inventor of every cool gun you've ever shot (probably)
MAKE SARAH BRADY CRY - Doing anything that the Brady Campaign would disapprove of. Such as having fun.
ONLY ONES - Law enforcement officers who feel that they are the "only ones" qualified to handle firearms. It comes from a popular video of an officer uttering his famous last words.And my top three:
- PSH - Pants Shitting Hysterics or Pants Shitting Hysteria. More info on the types of S involved in PSH can be found here.
- SHOULDER THING THAT GOES UP - An infamous quote by Carolyn McCarthy that does an excellent job of illustrating how ignorant of guns most gun banners actually are.
- THREEPERS - Supposedly the 3% of gun owners that are either crazy brave or just crazy
Feel free to add your own to the list. You're welcome.