Heading off to a local public school to see my middle grandson play football, which means I have to go totally unarmed, no pocket pistol, not even my pocket knife clipped to the outside edge of my pocket.
School official: "Uh sir, you can't have that knife clipped to your pocket on school property."
Me: "So I guess this pistol in my other pocket is totally out of the question?"
Upstate NY bar forgets the first rule of customer service: don't call your
patrons "old b*ches" unless they specifically request it [Strange]
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