Heading off to a local public school to see my middle grandson play football, which means I have to go totally unarmed, no pocket pistol, not even my pocket knife clipped to the outside edge of my pocket.
School official: "Uh sir, you can't have that knife clipped to your pocket on school property."
Me: "So I guess this pistol in my other pocket is totally out of the question?"
Marine Corps halts all sales, use of its all-weather coat because it
"bleeds" orange when exposed to rain, water. Just can't have that now, can
we? [Amusing]
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