When in doubt, vote 'Present'

Somebody musta shoved a chunk of kindlin' wood up somebody's behind over at the McCain camp, because the McCain campaign is on fiiiiaahhh! First Big John's speech this morning, which indicates that the candidate and all the smart people in his camp burned some midnight oil coming up with solutions, then new campaign ads beatin' Obama like a red-headed stepchild.

Mr. Smooth has been sliding by on charisma his whole life and done absolutely nothing in the real world. I read the other day that he slides into Senate committee meetings late (when he shows up at all) and asks uninformed, dare I say stupid questions, then leaves early. And of course, that subcommittee with oversight of Aghanistan which he chairs has never held its first meeting.

Mr. Smooth has had everything in life handed to him on an affirmative-action platter. As Hillary said, all he's done so far was make a speech in 2002 and he's been coasting on that every since.

Time to get out in the real world and start working for a living like the rest of us. Fat chance.