Register to vote or quit yer bitchin' And join the NRA!

If you voted for Obama, shame on you. If you didn't vote at all, double shame on you. And if you aren't registered to vote, triple shame. Get involved. Get registered and then show up and vote.

If you don't, you might end up with Obama in the White House. Oops. Too late. Already happened. But you can fight back in 2012 or 2010 or even sooner. How about today?

Take a word of advice from Chuck Norris. Get off your posterior and get moving.

Oh yeah, one more thing. If you're a gun owner and you haven't joined the NRA, you oughta be ashamed of yourself. Join today!