Sunday, February 14, 2010

Valentine's Day advice for all married men and would-be grooms

Here's some Valentine's Day advice for all you dudes who are either married or think you might ever be.

Some excellent training for being married is to get an ear -- or any other body part you choose -- pierced.

What's that got to do with being a better trained husband or prospective groom?

Two counts. First, it teaches you to endure pain for no particularly good reason and keep your mouth shut about it.

And second, it teaches you how to buy jewelry, a skill every married man needs to learn.

You're welcome.

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