Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Bush belays bikini-bottom bump


Hot Air had a caption contest with this photo of President Bush chatting on the court with the the two defending Gold Medalists on the U.S. Women's Beach Volleyball at the Olympics in China.

The photo inspired some jokes, but Robert Stacy McCain at The American Spectator blog learned the truth is far stranger than fiction. Here's the real story from the Los Angeles Times:

Bush knuckled off a couple of lobs, but defending gold medalists Misty May-Treanor and Kerri Walsh gave the chief executive some pointers. Then after a good play, in the tradition of female volleyballers, May-Treanor turned, bent over slightly and offered her bikinied rear-end for the 43rd president to slap.

"Mr. President," she said, "want to?"

Want to has nothing to do with it in public life.

As the son of a president, a husband of nearly 37 years, the father of two daughters, the subject of some attempted tabloid exposes and a seasoned political veteran, who is not a female athlete but knows that every camera for a half-mile is trained on him, Bush wisely chose instead to brush his hand across the small of May-Treanor's back.
Robert Stacy McCain at TAS commented:
Holy kamoley! I'd seen the photo and thought there must be some explanation, but didn't realize the girl was actually offering her Olympian butt for a presidential slap!President Bush deserves a gold medal for restraint. If she'd have posed like that for any other man and said, "Want to?" . . . I mean, never mind what I might have done, can you imagine what Bill Clinton would have done? You'd have needed a crowbar to pry him off that poor girl.

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